Recently, scientists in the Falkland Islands aroused and measured the penis size of a dead squid. And while we’re not ones to judge what turns some people on, we are ones to plug our ears and chatter “la la la la” when those scientists report that deep-sea squid are monstrously hung.
It did get us wondering if there were any other animals that, uh, cut humans down to size. So, we ranked the penis-to-body ratios of Earth’s best-hung critters to determine where we fit into nature’s penis picture.
Check below to see the results of our investigation.
[Via: Asylum Illustration]